Sunday, April 24, 2011

Angry Birds Rio

review and challenge

sidenote: there was no post last week cause my friend said he would write a review of pocket god but didnt so im sorry

Review:
Game: Angry Birds Rio
Cost: 99 cents
Rating: 4.5/5
Desciption: The birds have been captured. But easily escaped. So now they are helping the Rio birds escape.

My Review: Angry Birds is one of the most succesful iPod/iPhone franchises out there. This (like most AB games) has made me have to put down my ipod so as to not throw it across the freaking room. But i keep mt cool and this is an awesome game. It introduces the ability to use surrounding object to an advantage. Such as a giant stone ball hanging from the ceiling, you can send a bird to break the chain and you can guess what happens next.

The Challenge: So When i got this game, is set a challenge for myself. Get all 3 stars. Im succsesful so far. So i want to know if you can do the same. get all 3 stars on AB Rio, Take pics, send to me at thereveiw@att.net. 


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Tuesday, April 12, 2011

jailbreaking is fun

jailbreaking is the difficult (depending) proscess of making apple suck it. by jailbreaking, you make everything free. thats a myth. im currently jailbroken and some stuff on cydia is bullcraped. 1.99 for a screen recorder. and the app store dosnt just "become" free. you have ti add a scorce and download the installous app from cydia. where most app store apps become free. this will make it easier for me to review more apps such as (next week) doodle jump or that kind of stuff.
so heres what Greenp0ison gave me:

-themes.
changes app icons, sounds, colors, lockscreens. can be buggy. need winterboard

-cydia
you know how theres always that one app you wanted but never made the app store? its there.

-boot logo
apple sign flips to greenp0ison sign. you can diwnload more bootlogos on cydia.

-alot of addons

So if you think its worth it go off and try it for yourself!
see u nxt wk

Saturday, April 9, 2011

im back and with more apps?

i now realize after a long break (working on this) that i need to moneterize my posting. everyweek i will bring you a new app and awesome review. this week is .... drum roll. D3AD RISING MOBILE! an awesome adaptation of the X-BOX 360 seires starter dead rising. this app comes with some bugs such as the persons head is too tiny and it takes place in an odd well... place. but the game centers around playing as 1 of the 2 characters Frank the cam man from toucan or Brad the more than likely formal CIA agent.

...from toucan. but down to what i bought the game for. the weapons and zombie killin. there plenty. several guns im scared of but go check the game out for yourself. returning to home base im josh and im back

Sunday, January 23, 2011

ok, youtube, lets go

Im on youtube.
http://www.youtube.com/user/iBaconTV?feature=mhum
go check it out for extras
im not saying much about it
just check it out.
belive me, you want to.
do it.
now.
for me?
www.cannonofninjasalso.blogspot .com
2nd blog ^
goodbye.

Saturday, January 22, 2011

Get this! Not That!

Thats right, im now a full on doctor. I give advice on what to do and what not to do.  Today, im comparing two FPS`s (first person shooters),
The infamous WaW Nazi zombies and The new comer star wars academy!
1. price;
NZ: 4;99
STA: FREE!
2. Weapons and handleing
NZ: 3. different ways of controlling the handling includeing tilt axis, open screen, and basic controler. And 25 original weapons.
NZ SCREENSHOT TIME!!!!!!!!


and so it was
STA: 1 weapon bad controls
STA screenshot time :`(

see, either i suck or the gaME DOES.
NZ rating: *****
STA rating: ***
Leave a comment and check out iBacon 2
http://www.cannonofninjasalso.blogspot.com/ for more

much more 2 love

Thats right! I have another blog! I thought forever on the name of this "other blog" and finally settled on bacon 2. Are you excited yet? But the new blog is where ill post my ammouncmements and what im working on. Want to see it yet? Heres the link at the bottom so if you want to skip down to it go ahead, but for all you loyal readers. remember the last post where i said i was going to be writing about assissted games. I HATE YOU AUTO CORRECT!!!!! The original said addicting game. Was it confuseing?
thats all folks and im sorta being lazy about the addicting ipod games so leave an encourageing comment and heres the LINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
www.cannonofninjasalso.blogspot.com

Friday, January 21, 2011

Announcements!!!

Wow. 9 peoPle read my blog. Alot more than I expected. So here's my train of announcements. I googled cannon of ninjas (our URL^) and were the no.1 search result for cannonofninjas. That might seem simple. But think about it. Were NO.1!!!! but while I did that, I found out that www.iPod.eequals.com featured NES GAMES ON IPODS? on their website!!!! Check it out!!!!!!!
http://ipod.eequalsmcsquare.com/nes-gamez-ipod
See?!?!?!?!?!?!!?? Were awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Leave a comment on their website telling them their awesome for that.
Big* (*before I go(getting lazy with the outros)) I'm working on a articles about assisting iPod games (not the website(still love them though) tell me your favorite game you cant put down.

Thursday, January 20, 2011

is there really an app for every thing?

Are you tired of hearing people complain that theres an app for eveything? Is that really that bad? That just means that you can DO anything on the iPods/iPhones.  BUT, There are less apps than you`d think. I needed an app for cheats on one of the old COD, but there wasnt one. I needed an app for funny or die.com, there wasnt one. There never has nor ever will be an app for every thing. That just means theres an app for most things.

is anyone out there?

i just need to know if anyone reads my blog. PLEASE, comment if you do. any thing. Say the most random thing ever. And follow me. See the follow button ======>? CLick it
And tell me what you want me to discuss. THIS IS A CALL TO ACTION!

Sunday, January 16, 2011

iPod listening?

Screw you money! The iPod/iPhone listening apps such as pandora, audioexpress are FREE! listen to the best without having to download the rest. But there are some bugs, such as pandora. Here's a list:
*you can never find your favorite song
*hate a song? To bad. Pandora only allows 5 song skips a day
*like a song? Good luck coming back to it. No search for it and if you make a station for the song you can't listen to it cause of the whole "only play songs/artist alike what you want to listen to" thing.

But excluding those, pandora can turn you on to a new artist or show you the name of that song you love.
Before I go leave a comment saying your favorite song. Bye

Thursday, January 13, 2011

What is the greatest app?

Sure,go to the app and then select top  25. The one at the top is the no. 1 app. Right? Wwell not exactly. Theres a new No. 1 app every day. Tap Tap revenge boasted being no. 1. 5minutes later angry birds (personal favorite) turned out above that. Its like wall street. so WHAT is the best app. Thats mostly a matter of opinion. Most people search for an app and see a persuasive title like OMG OMG! WORLDS GREATEST APP EVER! MUST HAVE!!!!!! And the they take a swift look at the price and say "Wow' only $1.99!" Now reader (sorry about the kate dicamillo reference) under the long description that looks like someone had gum on the caps lock, there is somthing mandatorie by the great steve jobs called a "screenshots"and on these screenshots are pictures of what the app looks like, try looking at them,it wont bite. (ibacon takes no responsibilitie in the injuries occuring due to screens biteing) But it does give you a good idea of what the app conceals. This is the part were you decide if that is what you want. Because the BEST APP EVER could just be an app to keep contacts, which is defaultly free. so the apps that make no. 1 are probably just people who skipped the descriptions and screenshots. Did you know to make an app,you have to become an apple partner by downloading the $99.99 software to design the apps? Let me repeat that, $99 dollars. So if someone designs an app that takes 5minutes to make and prices it at 99. cents, if 99+ people bought that, apple keeps 50% thats a $50 loss. So if they give it a name like OMG!!!!!!!! And 200+people buy that. its a $ profit. So unless an app ends up newsworthy, there is no greatest app.
Leave a comment telling me if you have ever been douped by an app.
before i go did you know if you send a VALID complaint you can get a refund?!?!?

Monday, January 10, 2011

NES gamez on iPod?

That's right. It's an Nintendo 64. All ( most) of the classic 8-bit games like mega man and that cool game were your a worm and you can't let the water get you. It's mostly all there. Go check it out at the app store now. It awesome. 99 cents for a 24 game NES package. All in classic joystick style too. Go try it out and tell me what YOU think of it. And before I go look for some screen shots of me playing CoD Nazi Zombies.
That's all for now and by the way I'm now updating the blog from my touch so look for the auto correct fails and if their are any I apologize.

Sunday, January 9, 2011

Internet on kindle 3?

Awwwww. Say goodbye to the old days of «pluging in» your kindle or «not being able to check your facebook without reading text-to-speach sherlock holmes at the same time»
Thats right. Now, you can run high speed downloads straight to your kindle from amazon.com. I write these from my kindle. But i seriously doubt that its going to be a main source of internet ay time soon. so heres a list of problems with the kindle internet.
*SYM trouble: On the kindle, there are no buttons for :<>"? or,.«»)(* or even1234567890. to get to those, you have to select them from a long list of symbols from a speacial button on the lower left corner of the keyboard. So typing in your email takes longer than just useing your computer.
*Trouble displaying non-mobile websites. The kindle runs on an electro magnetic ink that amazon boasts to help with reading in sunlight. Unfortunately, this also slows down loading internet pages. So Www.facebook.com wont work, BUT m.facebook.com will.

But If you want to try it, from the menu, hit menu>expeiremental>launch web browser.
Good luck and post comments about what you thought.

video game apps?

Thats right. Battlefield bad company 2 for only 3.99 on the app store. Plus the feature of multiplayer makes up for the mildly [MIDLEY] decreased grafics and maps. So did i go out and waste 25 dollars on these games? Yes. these are way more fun than youd think. One of my favorites happens to be Activision`s release of the infamouse Nazi Zombies. Hated before WaW came out (due to messing with the insanely fun series). Until the first guy to stay up all night and beat the game and wake up to Nacht De Ubten (translated from german to night of the dead) that everyone realized this was awesome. The app (if you bought it on E.A`s speacial sale included:
*All 4 original WaW Nazi Zombie maps
*Multiplayer with Bluetooth, limited range communication,and online with people all across the U.S.A
*25 of those zombie killing weapons we came to love (ray gun!)

But Other than Nazi Zombies here are some others i bought:
*Grand Theft Auto China Town Wars ($10.00)
 *Battlefield Bad Company 2 ($3.99 (sale))
*Skate IT ($.99 (sale))
*Assassins Creed Altairs Chorial ($5.99)
*Sims 4 ($3.99 (sale))

Im also saving up to get DEAD RISING MOBILE ($1.99)
Before i go WaW Nazi Zombies ($4.99)
Subscribeing to my blog (priceless)